Apps & Funnels.. James Curran

YOUR APPS.
YOUR FUNNELS.
YOUR BUSINESS.
BUILT TO LAST.

GET THE APPS & FUNNELS NEWSLETTER

Tactical notes on funnels, production-grade apps, AI build fixes, and what actually breaks after launch..

You vibe coded something real. It works. It might even be making money. But you have no idea how it was built, no way to fix it when it breaks, and no one to call at 3am when it does. James has spent 25 years being the person you call at 3am. Now he's yours.

Powered by
FUNNEL PULSEAZURE.NET ASPIREAGENTIC OPS
VIBE CODED SOFTWARE WAS SUMMONED, NOT BUILT. MAGIC HAS NO MECHANIC WHEN IT BREAKS.
Learn to own what you built
James Curran.. Apps & Funnels
JAMES CURRAN
25+ Years.. Production Systems
About James

THE PERSON YOU CALL AT 3AM WHEN EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.

“My mission is to relax people's nervous systems around technology — so they can be present, be of service, and change the world.”

I've spent 25 years building production software. Call centres, intranets, server racks, databases on fire at 3am with a company depending on me. Every scar I earned was tuition for this moment — when an entire generation of world-changers needs exactly what I've spent a lifetime becoming.

You don't need to become a software engineer. You need someone who already is one — someone who's seen what happens when it breaks, and knows how to make sure it doesn't. That's what I do. I'm the guide, not the hero. You are.

25+
Years in production systems
0
Black boxes. You see everything.
100%
Uptime commitment
Scalability on Azure
Featured in
PODCAST ACOMMUNITY BPUBLICATION C

Continuity

YOU DON'T NEED ANOTHER COURSE. YOU NEED SOMEONE IN YOUR CORNER.

The window is open right now. Your ability to serve is being eaten by large language models, and the only counter is focused, relationship-driven software that an LLM can't replicate. These memberships give you the map, the tools, and the guide to get through the transition standing.

ESSENTIALS
$97/ month

The full 10-stage transformation curriculum plus Funnel Pulse and App Pulse essential tiers included. Learn at your own pace with community access, prompts, templates, and architectural context files.

Explore Essentials →
BUILD LAB
DONE WITH YOU
$297/ month

Everything in Essentials plus live sessions 5x per week, direct WhatsApp access to James, and App Pulse Pro and Funnel Pulse Pro included. Capped membership — when seats are gone, you're on the waitlist.

Join Build Lab →
One-Off Services

YOU DON'T NEED A RETAINER. START HERE. FEEL THE DIFFERENCE.

After every engagement, the natural next step is choosing an App Pulse tier to keep the protection ongoing.

SECURITY AUDIT
$997

Your vibe-coded app has vulnerabilities you don't know about. Hardcoded secrets, exposed endpoints, broad access policies. James finds them all and fixes what matters first.

Learn more →
STRESS TEST
$997

You shouldn't find out your app falls over when 50 people hit it at once by having 50 people hit it at once. k6 load testing with a written report and actionable next steps.

Learn more →
E2E TEST SUITE
$997

Every deployment without tests is a prayer. James maps your user flows, writes Playwright specs, and delivers a passing suite integrated into your deploy workflow. You own it.

Learn more →
App Pulse Monitoring

YOUR APP IS LIVE. SOMETHING SHOULD ALWAYS BE WATCHING.

When an alert fires, James knows before you do. APM alerts feed directly into a support workflow — detect, document, resolve. You'll never find out your app is broken from a user complaint again.

APP PULSE SOLO
$297/ month

Two apps. Uptime monitoring, error tracking, and a monthly health report. Set it and forget it.

  • +2 apps monitored 24/7
  • +Uptime + error tracking via Sentry
  • +Monthly health report, auto-generated
  • +Email alerts on critical issues
  • +30 minutes human intervention included
Get App Pulse Solo →
APP PULSE PRO
MOST POPULAR
$597/ month

Up to three apps. Agentic triage layer handles issues automatically before a human ever needs to touch it.

  • +Up to 3 apps monitored 24/7
  • +Uptime + error tracking + performance monitoring
  • +Agentic first-response — auto-triage and playbook fixes
  • +Slack or WhatsApp alerts
  • +60 minutes human intervention included
  • +Overage at $175/hr if needed
Get App Pulse Pro →
APP PULSE BLACK
$997/ month

Up to five apps. Full agentic ops layer, human escalation, and Funnel Pulse included. The monitoring stack for founders who are done flying blind.

  • +Up to 5 apps monitored 24/7
  • +Full agentic triage and auto-remediation layer
  • +Human escalation — James in the loop for anything agents can't resolve
  • +Critical response SLA: 2 hours
  • +90 minutes human intervention included
  • +Overage at $175/hr, billed in arrears with advance notice
  • +Funnel Pulse included
  • +Monthly health report + quarterly review call
See App Pulse Black →

Included intervention time covers reactive monitoring-detected issues only, not new feature development or code rewrites. Unused minutes do not roll over. Apps beyond plan limits require an upgraded tier.

YOUR APP IS RUNNING IN PRODUCTION WITH NO MONITORING? THAT'S NOT A TODO. THAT'S AN EMERGENCY.
Fix that now →
Black Label — Done For You

THE COMPLETE, HANDS-OFF BUILD. YOUR APP IS NEVER AN ORPHAN AFTER DELIVERY.

Every Black Label tier includes 12 months of App Pulse Black and Funnel Pulse — so the thing you built never sits unmonitored. For founders who want enterprise-grade apps, funnels, and systems without managing developers, infrastructure, or operations.

BRIDGE
$20,000

Port your Lovable or Replit app to real infrastructure before you launch publicly.

Learn more →
BLACK LABEL
$50,000

Full production-grade app — architected, tested, secured, monitored, and deployed.

Learn more →
BLACK LABEL+
$100,000

The full app and the full Linchpin funnel ecosystem — complete go-to-market infrastructure.

Learn more →
SOVEREIGN
$150,000

Enterprise-grade disaster recovery. Zero downtime under regional failure.

Learn more →
Results

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN FOUNDERS BUILD WITH A REAL FOUNDATION.

I didn't realise how exposed I was. James found seventeen issues in the first audit. We fixed all of them. I went from terrified to confident overnight.

PRESTON M.
SaaS Founder

It's actually running now. For real. Not 'works on my machine'.. running in Azure, monitored, with real backups. That's a different thing entirely.

CLIENT NAME
App Founder

I sleep better knowing it's monitored. I know what's happening before my users do. That's not something I ever had before James.

CLIENT NAME
Founder

Build Lab is the only place I've found where people actually know what they're talking about. Not theory.. real production knowledge.

MEMBER NAME
Build Lab Member

The agentic support department alone paid for itself in the first month. Support tickets resolved automatically. My inbox went quiet.

CLIENT NAME
Complete Operator Client

The fractional CTO engagement changed how I think about my whole stack. I was making decisions without a framework. Now I have one.

CLIENT NAME
Retainer Client
Resources

START HERE IF YOU WANT TO THINK DIFFERENTLY.